PSA: avoid The Zara Sales Queue at all costs. Whatever is at the end of it is not worth it.

My ancestors fled the pogroms with only the clothes on their backs as children and I just got myself a lil vegan muffin treat for responding to an email I stress-ignored for a week.

🔴 Bring on United! 🔴 #MUFC || #MUWomen

Didn’t breathe for the entire hour.

Barry Keoghan. In 2003 his mum passed away. Spent 7 years in foster care with 23 different foster homes. In 2010 he responded to small casting ad in Dublin shop window. In 2023 nominated for best supporting actor. #Oscars2023 #bansheesofinisherin

If you’re a coffee shop and you do two sizes of flat white / any coffee I will judge you. Coffee types = set sizes. Grind | Certified B Corp, I love you forever but why the new medium and large?

Here’s where the story ends. 7.5 years 4 managers 3 jobs 2 babies 1 pandemic 3750 flat whites 584930 lift / toilet selfies All of the love. Bye my friend 🖤#lovewhereyouworked

I hope the success of Happy Valley means there are currently loads of dramas being commissioned with 50-something women as the protagonists, especially if they aren't always completely likeable characters. Sarah Lancashire is just stellar.

six year old’s school reading book. He’s asking me why i’m laughing.

So bloody proud Richard Cohen 🍾

Massive thanks to everyone who voted for Cats Does Countdown at the Comedy Awards. That one is for Sean, without whom the show would have had a fraction of the comedy it had and much more maths.

1983•2023 Fuck it, this is Forty.

selfie-ing like we never left each other

at the #succession premiere jesse armstrong said they interviewed a new york wealthy woman and said something like "what is the most offensive bag a woman could bring to something like this. would be the tackiest thing that someone who was trying to fit in would bring?"

The fact that it’s layered on top of east coast jet lag is destroying me

#coffeetwitter talk to me about the best flat whites in #liverpool please. Just got here for two nights, staying right bang in the centre ☕️

learning that Greg makes $200k… finally some media salary transparency

put the hair in the blender shiv