You think Ru keeps putting Jimbo in the top so she can hang on to that 10k tip??

Am I effective or am I just busy?

LOOK 👀 at my family 💗

I slept but I didn't rest

"My son can't be gay. He's obsessed with women." The women:

Instead of making a joke or apologizing for my dietary restrictions, I just told them to the server. What a concept.

Picking up some bread for my dad 🤌🏻

I want an Erykah Badu biopic with Halle Berry please

Please stop I don’t want to play.

Me as a chef: And here we have an assortment of various goops

Decided this is the year I get my eyes lasered!!!

I feel like I gave all the right answers in therapy today

This is art and if you don’t get it I feel bad for you.

With Kevin McCarthy ousted from his duties, Coco Montrese has stepped in as Speaker of the House