Apparently Trump's Inauguration had nothing to do with Trump.
Nor did his campaign chairman.
Nor his lawyer.
Nor his national security adviser.
Nor his foreign policy adviser.
And given the amount of Executive Time, the presidency doesn't have much to do with him either.
Aaaargh! Their holiday heroism has foiled The Oppressor’s plan to steal Christmas yet again! Curse your vigilance, users of the forbidden word “Christmas!”