finally figured out why Red Bull commercials looked so familiar to me

Me taking the Covid vaccine as early as I possibly could because it was the right thing to do and getting a sticker for it vs. everyone who refused now getting free cars and beers and millions of dollars to take it has some real high school group project energy

I need everyone to know it's ALLERGIES not COVID

just fucked myself up with the realization that phoenixes and the guy from chumbawumba have the same superpower

Rating chain restaurants named after structures on whether I would want to live in them or not (Thread)

Literally fuck your lawns. They're ugly & useless. Let's get back to indigenous flora & fauna

does anyone else love when their allergies make their voice sound like that of a sexy, middle-aged lounge singer who smokes 2 packs a day?

awh too bad I can't work today with Instagram and FB down 🤷‍♀️ #socialmediamanager

LOVE that Niagara University was going to disable alums' email accounts after 2 years of graduation with no warning... I only found out bc I tried to log in and my password just didn't work 💜

Highways gutted American cities in the ‘60s. This is the untold story about the destruction of … Cicero.

Do people realize Robb Elementary doubled its spend on school security since 2017? They had a fence. They had surveillance. They had officers on duty. They had shooter drill trainings. ALL OF IT FAILED. The problem is easy access to guns. It's always been guns. ADDRESS THE GUNS

America is currently wrestling with the difficult and controversial question of whether it’s worth it to make an effort to keep children alive, not to mention safe, educated, or healthy. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of just letting children die. bit.ly/38RpZqV

avril lavigne recreating her debut album cover 20 years later, iconic

The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode

computer, show me tweets only from ireland