I’m such a big fan of this

It fully being December

they want you alone and miserable!!!!

librarians and DMV workers unfairly painted as moody when it’s clear the most unfriendly, unhelpful and not infrequently demonic profession is CVS PHARMACIST

I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by

First off she's not a "ho". But yes I did scare her

how it feels making my co workers laugh

I don’t like when people hate on Punxsutawney Phil. It’s not actually his fault :/

“Please show up 15 minutes early for your appointment” best I can do is 3 minutes late

A proper society would have thrown this guy in a pit full of spikes three years ago

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

job market so bad im waiting to use the treadmill at 2pm

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

How I feel when people guess my age and they say I look 18

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday