"breaking in" my new pair of jeans by tossing it onto the freeway and letting cars run over it while i observe it through a scope

Who up having enrichment time in their enclosure

When you’re tired so you lowkey Go to sleep #hashtag

A while ago I told a lady that I don’t wanna date until I accomplish a few more things and she told me to look around. I didn’t get it until just now

i think sometimes soulmates can be so soulmated that it's actually more romantic of them to not get together. can anyone hear me im trapped at the bottom of this well

I might try getting into having opinions soon idk

can I blast through the walls of your apartment with my p owerful beam

Studies have shown that meditation causes permanent damage to the mind and soul.

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

I think it's fine if villains attend charity balls because the protagonist can meet them there in an early scene.

a swan just carried away my adult son

Cellar Door would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

I'm going to annabelle dinda tomorrow if you wanna pull up. I'd text but everyone I text is afraid of me

not even my funniest delusion but "piso mojado would be an amazing name for a character" cracks me up every time i see a wet floor sign

What is real?

Hallucinating my uncle

low key is nathan chinese

MC5