do you ever talk to someone and think "yes this is why I don't tell you anything"

west end live AND the eras tour is this weekend AND pride next weekend london is really representing every part of me 🤞

I was so close to putting new speak now dress on mastermind but changed my mind 😭

i want a bouquet of flowers with a hand written letter 🥹🥹🥹

I came off SAW today and I’ve never experienced such pain after a ride on the final corner the jolt being so bad my neck cracked against the bar this is very worryingly ruff and Thorpe Park Official need to look into this I’m on my way to a possible a&e vist.

WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider

Toy Freddy is ready. Are you? #FNAF #FNAFMovie #FNAFMovie2

Great to see Jaden Smith has gone as The Curse at Alton Manor for this years Grammys

Beyoncé winning album of the year with one of the weakest albums in the category after her husband begged for her to win last year is actually so embarrassing I’m crying like you tainted the win yourself #GRAMMYs

Although she’s so annoying, Nadia doing the opposite of EVERYTHING her team suggest is so funny 🤣🤣🤣 #TheApprentice

sorry but does anybody actually enjoy oblivion

Colossus and Tomb Blaster lowkey long lost twins; both mid rides with fucking awful operations making u question why u even started queuing in the first place 💔

hello where have your caribbean candy sours gone @turtlebayuk

letting 4 rows worth of RAP on and then sending the rest of the train empty, you can’t make this shit up 💔🙏🏻

"sighh this announcement is taking forever! They're almost 30 minutes late!!" donald trump in the oval office:

donald trump rn

just in time for Wicked: For Good 🩷💚

Have they ever considered starting a career in contemporary dance because the impact they are having on the audience via a screen dance is insane