Didn’t know a program where Gabi Papadakis leads Alissa Czisny and Kseniya Ponomaryova in a sort of throuple tango existed before tonight but can’t say I’m complaining

Anyway, Alysa out, Kaori in. I need Kaori to win by 10 points to show her how beloved she is and how she’s really the most well-rounded skater in the field.

I’m so tired man. In a sport like this where young teams have to wait their turn, it gets to a point where these teams will be propped up regardless. And I cannot take another cycle of skaters from the Sochi quad sticking around and keeping more talented teams in the basement.

I’ve lived a thousand lives since LaLa got fifth in the RD at Worlds last year

See my previous tweet about investing in juniors. Darkness and despair

I’m gonna be admitted to a mental institution soon if these senior citizens don’t pack up and leave, ENOUGH