Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

If you are having a bad day.... Look at this dog

me with the laundry from the dryer

Jeff Teague in the top five funniest motherfuckers alive

Yeah it’s all fun and games until a cartoon rabbit replaces this with a stick of TNT when you aren’t looking

shoutout r/birdwatching

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

Never gets old

Me, when I spot a freshly baked pie airing out on the windowsill:

dawg why tf does this look like a black ops zombies map preview

i love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

This is the type of discourse the world needs more of fr

When two cat gangs meet… straight out of The Godfather. 😂

drake... wheres the house?

I love how cats just smack the shit out of stuff they don't understand 😂

This isn’t edited this is just one of his many powers

POV: shark circling the cage

there's this big fat tuxedo cat that roams the neighborhood and my wife and me call him the boss. my wife watched this morning as a fox tried to attack him and he scared that fucker away and chased him down two blocks. hell yeah, the boss, hell yeah