Dear Toronto Rock, I’m 53, fat and have terrible hands. I am however a right handed shot…. Where do I sign? Best OTTCAPLAX

“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”

Drake should be banned from all future sporting events.

Put your Lenovo ThinkPad away at the airport. Idk what you’re doing but I can guarantee you it’s not nearly as important as your boss says.

Am I crazy for thinking the Blue Jays locking up Dylan Cease to a $210 million deal only increases the likelihood of a Bo Bichette reunion? If I’m Bo, I wanna know that trip to the World Series wasn’t an aberration and that we’re going for this shit for the next decade.

Imagine hating the idea of growing the game

This is so genuinely offensive, recreating a famous photo of workers with the enemies of workers

not my money pay him all he wants

Holy fuck Simmons’ body language sucks

Number of goalie fights in the NLL since 2012: 2 Number involving Rylan Hartley: 2

Z!

These NLL reviews are clearly necessary but REALLY killing the flow

Eric Law retires with a 50.3% career shooting pct. The only player since 2004 to make more shots than he missed (min. 100 shots).

I LOVE this - “I don’t buy into the ‘Grow the Game’ saying like others do,” Govett said. “People talk about #GrowTheGame, which annoys the sh*t out of me because I think so many people’s understanding of what that means is, ‘If I start a business, and I grow my business, I’m

WHOS THE MAC? #MACENERGY

Did Brady Tkachuk check the grammar on this tweet?

Hey USA Hockey , I left some championship pedigree in the far right shitter of the Sticky Wicket in DT Vic. Go find it you illiterate pigeons.