Took a drug test at work today -- beat the high score.

tonight TRASH TALK/TERROR/SUICIDAL TENDENCIES no survivors

#Kyiv protesters break apart pavement for bricks to use against police. via @evromaidan #euromaidan

Jake Gylenhaal Is A Genius.

#AmexSmartFinal

Steph Curry is the zack dela rocha of the #nba

Friends don't let friends join ska bands

#AmexEmbassy

Take It Easy, Glenn Frey, it's your turn for that Peaceful Easy Feeling. For the rest of us it's gonna be a Heartache Tonight #TheEagles

This is outrageous. Not even close to within 5. 1000 times more obvious than flag on Logan on 3rd down. #goodell vine.co/v/iih5iivjuM5

Kongrats to my homie Alex Ovechkin! Leading the NHL in hat trix!! Just a beast onna ice!

Believe it or not, models now suggesting very active spring pattern starting in ~6 days. Bears watching! #CAwx

Prince has died p4k.in/FFqfWfo

OVERLAND Ave is blocked from Maytime to Flaxton for a fatal veh v motorcycle accident. NO access will be allowed. RIP

^SIGALERT CANCELLATION IN CULVER CITY: WASHINGTON/VENICE OFF-RAMP FROM SB I-105 ALL LANES ARE NOW OPEN-REF LAPD--

@Stevenray28 PFT Commenter Big Cat Hey Stingray, any chance you can call the Hidenburg crash this week?

@Stevenray28 Team Stingray!

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

If I get 5000 retweets I will go walk to CVS and buy reduced fat cheeze it’s, pirate booty, peanut m&ms and a kit kat and eat them all before the end of the Oscars.