Finns open my CBD store in the central business district that way I can call it CBD CBD

Glad that we moved on from colored printers and now have black and white printers that everyone can use #equality #mlk #endsegregation #segregation

Business idea: baby sitters who dress up as your kids favorite charector. Like Cinderella can come baby sit

Wonder what round I’m gonna get drafted in. My 40 time ain’t that bad

Waiitttt, some of y’all friends offer 401k matching and healthcare???

Yea, I don’t need friends with benefits, I’m covered under my dad’s health insurance until I’m 26 #ObamaCare

The new challenge is to try to strip down in front of your friend while they are in vr without them noticing

The funniest videos ever made will likely not end up on the internet Bc the people in it don’t want to be exposed

Mass griefing in the meta verse as a way of protest

Just put that I work as the ceo of Chuck E. Cheese for the 9th time on glass door Bc they keep wanting me to update my own information even though it hasn’t changed. Really a bad system Glassdoor

I ain’t thinking with my dick, I just got cocknition

What if they made vapes look like inhalers that way you could sneak them into concerts

Do stoner Jehovah Witnesses celebrate 4/20? Prob not right

Feeling spunky, might go ransack a village

i dont trust the kitchens of anyone who doesn’t have roommates. What tf do they do in that kitchen when living by themselves

People be like, “oh my god, you’re so in touch with your feminine side ☺️” Like nah, I just like to pee sitting down

I like how “bitch” is made a stronger insult by adding and extreme size to it. A little bitch Or A huge bitch Both pack more of a punch. I ain’t ever seen someone called an average sized bitch

Just heard an amazing screams karyoke performance