"Cuando uno busca réditos políticos con las víctimas, las está revictimizando porque las está utilizando, jamás he hecho eso y jamás lo haré" Presidente Iván Duque 🇨🇴

There is a special place in hell for developers where you have to watch family members use a computer for all eternity.

“Sorry mom I can’t come celebrate your birthday, a recruiter told me I needed to be working on my Stack Overflow reputation in the evenings”

“Maybe switching to [insert new JS framework] will compensate for my lack of actual JavaScript knowledge” - front-end developers in 2015.

« It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives, but what we do consistently. »Tony Robbins is.gd/UTs6V9

Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool… Everyone did it, but we don’t need to bring it up in public.

Never trust a developer who spells everything correctly in their commit messages.

Cuando tengo que arreglar un bug el viernes por la tarde iteramos.com/gif/377/cuando… vía Iteramos

Thought not…

Hablemos de cosas tecnorelevantes: decretaron que no podemos importar teléfonos por casilleros virtuales

Solid plan. Let's go with that. #DevHumor

I actually like Ballmer, in his way, but I feel he made poor strategic decisions in his last 5 years at MS