"Enlarged delicacy" Second Mentions metro.co.uk/2023/04/06/two…

Smol potato and mother potato ❤️

If you didn’t already hate this creature you will now

See it. Say it. Salted.

I’m losing my mind. It seems so hard to get through to some people. I not talking about crazed Zionists. They are always the same. I’m talking about zombified normies who seem incapable of grasping and responding to what is happening. Some normie clichés I’ve come to hate: /1

Fuck off and deliver your own presents this year, you lazy pricks.

Please boost this. I doubt Musk can even play a mouthie

This should be the video everyone watches before walking into a polling station.

Omg there's a cat up for adoption at the York branch of Cats Protection and he's called BENDY TREVOR! 😻

Every time I hear calls to curtail social media’s ability to spread hate and disinformation amongst children, I can’t help thinking we should be calling for the same actions to be taken against the Daily Mail and Express for spreading hate and disinformation amongst the elderly.

What Israel and the US are perpetrating against the Palestinian people, with the support of much of the Western media, is straightforwardly the most evil thing I have ever witnessed in my life. It can never be forgotten or forgiven.

My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!

That last one sounds…sinister

my favourite raw milk weirdos are the ones that insist it's totally fine as long as you boil it briefly before you drink it

We can confirm a Police Dog has been suspended from active duties following an incident at a mostly peaceful far-central-rightish protest

In all the confusion of countless executive orders Trump accidentally signs one banning himself from being president, which he tries to challenge in the courts while at the same time respecting because he issued it, and the ensuing paradox sees him disappear up his own arse

Numbers are flying up.

Hey Virgin Media ❤️ I’ve been out of contract a while. I’ve just spent an hour+ on the webchat trying to renew. I’ve been paying for TNT sport which I knew nothing about. I was told I added it on the app. I hate sport. And I don’t have the app.

WOW it didn’t take long for TERFs to pivot to immigration! Jesus H that was fast!

Hey Octopus Energy, you charged me £1k for leccy I didn’t use based on figures someone invented when you took over from Shell. And my account was £122 in credit but you refuse to carry that over. At my wits end and being harassed daily by your debt collectors.