If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, your wedding vows (!), I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[kier starmer voice] Peter Mandelson

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Lol

There would be sublime poetic irony in Starmer's downfall being finally triggered by someone better than him at the chairing a meeting/drafting a minute school of Brilliant Centrist Managerial Politics

This is all far from guaranteed. We still need to be out speaking to people everywhere in our communities. We're taking on powerful vested interests in both Reform and Labour. We can only get these sorts of results with your help: Join.greenparty.org.uk

The lack of contrition from Starmer’s current and former fans is quite something. We warned over and over again for years that he would be a catastrophe. You sneered, vilified and ignored those who were entirely correct. And now you can’t even admit what you got wrong!

Get fucked. Your obsession with culling disabled people was so blatant that even the old farts in the Lords could see it from space. You said repeatedly you wanted Euthanasia "for all", even as your Bill was supposedly limited. Thank god peers and MSPs didn't fall for your tricks

Anyone who thinks the Greens only appeal to the liberal elites of Chorlton and Dulwich needs to get out and hear what people are actually saying I just heard a fella at Carlisle train station saying 'if he can make a bewers tits bigger by talking to 'em, hats off to him'

Eugene

A choice for Labour MPs before a big set of elections to go out campaigning on: "MPs should be able to drink alcohol before voting because they work long days." They're really revealing themselves, aren't they? Time to replace Labour. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Green Party: we will re-nationalise water, tax wealth, and lead a green Industrial Revolution. Labour Party: we will defend to the death MPs right to get pissed at work on the taxpayers expense.

In the 2010s we opened the door on neurodivergence and gender presentation just a crack and a large scale conspiracy immediately formed to slam that thing shut again forever

Hannah Spencer: "Someone shat on the floor." Every single Labour MP: "What's wrong with shitting on the floor? Some times we work long hours. We are perfectly within our rights to shit on the floor."

The experiment of bus privatisation has been an unmitigated disaster. Green councillors will campaign for publicly-controlled buses and free bus fares for all people under 22 years. Vote Green on 7 May to boost our buses 🚌

Look how rattled these absolute freaks get when the Greens push Labour into moving 3mm to the left. Keep going!

I had spent sometime wondering a while ago if this would finally be a learning moment for upper middle class liberals. Proving Im also very stupid.

Heard very similar stuff from a former headteacher at the weekend. Predictable, and mad, but if you’re part of the liberal-managerial class that flourished under New Labour you probably still love Starmer & can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t