what’s your style of online shopping? mine is putting absolutely everything and anything in the cart, and then i play “chopped” with the leftover items until the total is in my budget

my mom just got so upset because she thought there was a movie version of her fave books coming out, but turns out she’s been watching teen fanfic trailers on youtube, bahahaha i love her

tell me why i got butterflies from a man 🤢 just because he called me “love”, i rly thought i trained myself better than that

this summer, if i even hear a whisper of the word spritzer, you bet your ass i will be having one or multiple of them thangs *chefs kiss 🤌🏼

hot girls get vaccinated and then have a mild allergic reaction 🤪✌🏼staying for observation woot woot

are they cute or have i been in quarantine for a year

men in flip flops 🤢

now that it’s getting warmer...PUT THEM THANGS AWAY

*opens google* “is a fanny a butt or a vag*na” the answer is butt, and apparently this is a very stupid question bc google roasted me

can we more widely talk about “Love Bombing” as a tactic of manipulation from abusers/narcissists…Luke P. did it and now Thomas is #TheBachelorette

cruise control feels so futuristic, truly groundbreaking

controversial statement: i like my pizza warm not hot, dare i say…even slightly congealed no further questions at this time

showed my mom this meme, she cried laughing, peak comedy for her apparently

i feel so *retro* tweeting rn

🕯manifesting 🕯

wait you’re telling me this isn’t a bit from parks and rec