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Simon Judges

@judgeysan

Husband, dad, freelance content writer, non-practising epileptic. Once got a teaspoon stuck in my mouth.
You can also find me here judgeysan.bsky.social

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It's been eight years today since I got a teaspoon stuck in my mouth. I can still feel the sense of panic. Oh, the horror.

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My daughter asked me this morning if tomato ketchup was woke. I know that brown sauce and salad cream are the only real options, and that mayonnaise could make you trans, but I'd never heard about ketchup being labelled as woke before. Is there any truth in this?

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"I haven't seen/read/heard that" seems to be the primary line of defence of most MAGAs. Are they really that ignorant? Do they think that everyone else is?

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I was in London yesterday with my family for the Together Alliance march against the rise of the far right. While I'm not naive enough to think it'll change people's minds, I was hugely encouraged by the number of people who showed up with hope, love and positivity.

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BREAKING: ChatGPT have moved to distance themselves from Matt Goodwin's much-criticised new book. A spokesperson for the AI technology said: "There's absolutely no chance we'd create something so utterly shite".

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BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.
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JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

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Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2.