Life is full of important choices. Currently, I’m on the office commode trying to decide which Discover Story to watch. Some decisions shape your day. Others shape your destiny. Choose wisely.

Give Jameis the starting job right now

10:42 and roommates in bed! Woke crap!

People forget we never held China accountable for the COVID lab leak…

Hungover hoops at the hub after drinking way too much keg at WH last night would be good for the soul right about now.

Haven’t had McDonald’s in like 8 days and I am so sad about it.

What a weekend. Slow down and enjoy the ride every now and then. Never kill yourself #philosopherJacq

No disrespect to Bill Haas (great guy), but he won the 2011 FedEx Cup despite no wins during the season & 25th place going into East Lake. Context matters as always John.

The Tuscaloosa locals did not love my Indian or Alexander Shunnarah jokes to say the least.

I bet Declan Sullivan wishes he could smile. But he can’t because Brian Kelly killed him.

"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.” - Joshua 1,9

Common occurrence

Same🙌🙌🙌

im high asf and people keep sending me ts bro

Captains nightmare. Locker room cancer. Not part of the team. Doesn’t care for the event. Am I doing this right Brandel Chamblee?

Sal Stewart looks like he played for the West Stars until he was about 12 and then joined JB Yeager for a year before realizing Midland was his kind of squad. Can’t explain why

I bet Jason Garrett didn’t plan to meet Bobby Pipe bomb today. He’s definitely driving home a happy guy!!

Turning it in today. They won’t let me buy a L.A.B. DF3 unless I turn it over… But I’m so sick of blasting birdie putts 5 feet past and leaving knee-knockers on the way back.