on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

Moody Weather in Chile 🇨🇱

Bam Margera back skating at 46 years old.

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

Floridians are debating which has better chicken plates: La Granja or Pollo Tropical!! 🤔

In heaven, you will be able to eat a Dave’s Single, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer in the sunroom of a 1990s Wendy’s restaurant

Sittin courtside tonight

the first person to have their door knocked on must have been scared as fuck

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

#doordash convos

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾