Yall disrespectful for this, Stafford been doing this. This how we know it be young ass interns behind these accounts

“wyd?” “none just chilling” *incoming FaceTime call*

minorities of Santa Clara, be careful.

“Lil Caesars good as fuck when you don’t got a bitch in yo ear saying it’s nasty” - a real mf.

You you already know what I’m gonna be Dune 2 it

non aesthetic things Waiters when they have to do their job💔😭

Oh back in the day , this would've got that a*s whooped

When you’re genuinely losing it and then your girl calls you

Her replacement gone have trouble.

Lesbians as soon as the moving company trucks pull off

Michael Penix Jr. by the time Kirk Cousins’ contract expires and he can finally start

i’m about to get handcuffed and shoved in the back of a cop car after 3 of these tweas

Once the mint and mango returns:

This list is so laughable. You sir do not know ball.