The Cowboys, Patriots, Alabama and Duke all lost this week. America won.

🎥BROUGHT TO YOU BY.... Nancy Pelosi & Gavin Newsom

Pray for the Seahawks (via Mike Casini)

I know it’s loser talk but that Eagles team deserves so much credit for this entire season and even being in that spot

WIFE: Can you empty the dishwasher? ME (editing a video of the Iranian Consultative Assembly chanting "Death to America" to make it look like they're singing "Mr. Brightside"): Kinda busy right now.

There’s been a lot of great ones but this might be the greatest interview an Eagles fan has ever given

.SNICKERS We would dig a huge hole to keep the grumblies from our tumblies, but you've already fixed that problem for us. #SnickersFixTheWorld #W2Step #AllPeopleAreTaxPeople #SuperBowl

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets

Michigan State QB Brian Lewerke, an undrafted free agent, is signing with the Patriots, per his agent Mike McCartney.

Nancy Pelosi does not want you to see this. This is her district. Filmed this morning. Pelosi can kneel and pander in DC — but this is how a many black people live in the district she has represented for 33 years. Tent cities. Filth. Drugs. I hope she sees this in her mansion:

‘Twas the night before sports again and all through the house we were awaiting the first pitch from the good doctor Fauc

Just checkin in to see if y’all still Dem Boyz...

RT if you could make this catch.

Tom Brady, known for dropping a pass in Super Bowl LII and failing to shake Nick Foles' hand, has announced his retirement from the NFL. MORE: bit.ly/32OVQ8J

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It’s official: America’s Team vs America’s QB 🇺🇸