John Telford (@jtelford1) 's Twitter Profile
John Telford

@jtelford1

Big data architect. Interested in cloud computing, machine learning, data warehousing and table tennis.

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calendar_today19-02-2009 15:52:42

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Con Joe Hart, Eric Dier, Dele Alli, Harry Winks, Bergwijn y Lucas Moura en el once inicial el Tottenham no pudo pasar del empate a uno frente al Leyton Orient en partido de preparación

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Hi journalists, here's a question to ask. Did Sajid Javed use NHS for his PCR test, or did he go private? NHS website says, "Most people get their result the next day, but it may take up to 3 days." He was tested on Sat morning and had result by lunchtime. #oneruleforthem

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Government estimates the R number between 1.2 and 1.4. We're experiencing exponential growth of this disease. Tomorrow's law changes will only make things worse. My calculation (based on official growth rate estimates) is 100k cases per day by end of July. #ToryCovidCatastrophe

Paul Moran (@pdmoran_aws) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It's been a long time coming and has served us well, it's time to say good-bye to EC2 Classic #AWS #EC2 #Farewell aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/ec2-…

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100 years from now, #Brexit will be known as, quite simply, the biggest willful destruction of wealth in history. bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

Werner Vogels (@werner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#AWS is celebrating EC2’s 15th birthday on August 23rd and 24th with a virtual event featuring sessions from AWS experts, industry leaders, customers, and partners that have shaped the last 15 years of EC2 cloud innovation. aws.amazon.com/ec2/15th-birth…

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Hi Specsavers - I just spotted a desktop PC running Windows XP in your Sutton branch. Hope you aren't using it for customer personal data, as XP is no longer receiving security updates.

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Getting a very strong sense that people are seeing right through yesterday’s con. Massive tax rise to cover for economic/Covid/Brexit mismanagement. Dressed up as plan for social care. Which is not a plan. Just a huge tax rise. To cover for economic/Covid/Brexit mismanagement.

Trussell (@trusselluk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If the #UKGovernment cuts #UniversalCredit by £20 a week in Oct, it will be a devastating blow for millions of households already struggling to make ends meet. It doesn’t have to be like this. Help #KeepTheLifeline. Share this video & create change. bit.ly/3yWFtAO

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Google Maps just sent me a notification, "Congratulations: you rank in the top 20% of bakery reviewers." And to think, the teachers at school said I would never make anything of myself!

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Sad news about Sir Clive Sinclair. My first computer was a ZX-81. I count myself lucky that I got into programming at that unique time. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-585875…

Femi (@femi_sorry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If 500/day start dying in Dec/Jan remember where we are now: New variant identified ✅ British Medical Association calling for restrictions ✅ 50K cases/day ✅ The Tories could bring back masks on public transport with NO economic damage. But they're choosing their culture war.

Armando Iannucci (@aiannucci) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Asking people to wear masks in crowded or busy indoor settings and on public transport won’t harm Business. Refusing to issue mask mandates will, eventually. Not only has the Government mismanaged the epidemic, but it’s being driven by economic incompetence.