NEXT TIME YOU SAY RYAN COOGLER’S NAME MAKE SURE YOU PUT ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BEFORE IT

FIRST WOMAN TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY IN 98 YEARS!!! 🥹❤️

MICHAEL B. JORDAN. OSCAR WINNER.

Michael B. Jordan, and the B is for Best Actor. #Oscars

when Michael B. Jordan said "to those who supported SINNERS & seen it once, twice, 3, 4, 5 times. Definitely was talking to me.

mentally i need

Stop fucking saying we, I voted for the Black woman.

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late

“DM for prices” is a very bad business model because I never will. I need to know what I’m getting before I invest energy.

Me wearing vanilla perfume in the summertime because idgaf abt yalls made up rules yall are schizophrenic

You not gonna hurt my feelings by calling me broke. I don’t wanna pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment. I don’t wanna pay $100 to fill my tank, I don’t wanna pay $600 every two weeks on groceries. Yeah, I’m poor as hell idc lmao.

At this point, I don’t want to participate in this shit. I don’t want to pay $50 to check bag both ways! I don’t want to pay $7 for gas! I don’t want to pay $25 for a drink! I don’t want to pay $200 for three groceries! I’m over it.

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

We told you not to vote for him in 2016. We told you not to vote for him in 2020. We told you not to vote for him in 2024. And now you’re angry that we were right.

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!