UNITED 😍

A MASSIVE RESULT IN THE FIRST LEG!!! 😍😍

fuck it. i'd rather be deluded than depressed. up the mags.

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED CARABAO CUP WINNERS #wedontdoquiet

LOOK AT THOSE SCENES 😍😍😍

Margaret Thatcher quit as an MP 33 years ago today. Her cruel decisions have echoed through the decades, creating some of the most serious problems the UK faces in 2025. 5 examples:

THE YOUNGEST PERSON AND FIRST UNDER 18 TO RUN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE UK🫡 £111,000 Raised for @mindcharity 1347KM Ran (837 miles) 1 car crash and 2 of the most difficult but greatest months of my life. I’m an emotional mess tonight but I just want to say, no matter how dark

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Elanga to Newcastle, here we go! Deal in place club to club with Nottingham Forest for £55m. Agreement also in place with player’s camp on long term deal. 🤍🖤 Excellent addition for #NUFC.

All the scousers kicking off saying Ben Jacob’s isn’t a reliable source, when they’ve been listening to indy news all window 😂 fucking clueless

RIP PURPLE AKI

Am I dreaming

🚨💣 BREAKING: Nick Woltemade to Newcastle, here we go! Agreement in place after official bid accepted. Fee over €80m plus add-ons, medical in England in the next 24 hours with travel being arranged right now. Long term deal agreed with Woltemade who says yes to #NUFC. ⚪️⚫️🇩🇪

All the best ya fucking rat🐀

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Yoane Wissa to Newcastle, here we go! Deal verbally agreed right now between the clubs. Fee worth £55m package. Brentford accept formal proposal from #NUFC and Wissa on his way for medical later today. After Isak gone, Wissa and Woltemade join for Eddie Howe.

January transfer window we are there

🚨 REVEALED: Sandro Tonali signed SECRET contract extension... until 2030! 🇮🇹 Full story of huge development & what it means for NUFC 🔗 LINK: dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

ABSOLUTE SCENES AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!! 😍😍

10pm tonight. We’re ready for it all

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIIIITED 😍

Joelinton 😎 #UCL