Mewd

I want to have a body test vs everyone who says they have tony body because I bet mine is closer to Tony body than theirs

Watching alone I involuntarily said shut the fuck up and rolled my eyes when Shaq mentioned a jimmy butler. These guys do not watch basketball

Shut da fuck up

Snake oil salesmen on the frontier in the 1800s:

I want to read all of your tweets

Antisemetism was not this bad when I was growing up

This place is a fucking cesspool

This is facts unfortunately. I can feel the synapses not firing correctly sometimes

Some poetry from a suit filed by a resident against NYSEG

I hate having adhd and my girlfriend will put her hands over her face and completely disappear! It’s so scary! But then she’ll take her hands down and say peekaboo and I remember she’s there ❤️

my body is ready

This stupid fucking song makes me a little emotional every time I hear it

I know every generation has this same cliched thought but it’s insane hearing Stacy’s mom on the classic rock station

They are probably all actors but if you are an actual therapist and you agree to do an on air session for a reality tv show you should lose your license and perhaps be placed in a stockade and pelted with rotten veggies

Being in college and larping as an overworked employee is such loser behavior! Go watch the eclipse you are 20 years old

We have so many interesting types of mental illness now a days…and I’m not talking diagnosable stuff either!