Big Sleepy!

On everything this should very clearly just be their logo permanently

Trent Green playing the long game this whole time

not an alcoholic it’s just that I’ve developed a full-blown Cheers situation at my favorite local pub

He is Rizzin

Bobby hasn’t had the start he wanted at the plate but that’s example A why he’s a superstar. Hustling down the line on a grounder to the right side and beats it out. Always great when your best player hustles the hardest.

Anytime a player looks like John Elway running into 2nd base you know a DL stint is coming.

Carter Jensen cannot leave the lineup. Idc if he hires strippers in the clubhouse without Q’s knowledge. He needs to play every day. He puts the Royals ahead with a solo dinger in the top of the 6th.

Wanting idiots to have less money is my voting strategy tomorrow!

Did anything get nuked?

I hate how hard it is to search news if anime has been dropped

Why do I do this to myself everyday

If you bring your cremated uncle into the bar for a shot of beam I’m gonna play Alice In Chains man in the box on the touch tunes.

CornBreadLivin38765 on Twitter doesn't think the stadium will fit in Washington Square Park and says there will be nowhere to park!

I think what ever the royals feel when batting with runners on the bases is the same feeling I get when I’m at the tee box with people watching.

Strippers fanning money on the medias is the fat old white guy equivalent of tweeting through it.

Can you imagine going back to the late 90’s and showing a picture of what the top 10 nba players will look like in 2026

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

I’m certain there is a bicycle outside by the way this asshole next to me is putting sandwiches in his bag and asking for free shots when bartender spilled water on him on accident.

zero runs allowed so far this season while wearing the new city connects. the haters are furious and punching air #heyheyheyhey #fountainsup