Somebody said they haven't smelled the gas at the gas station in a minute.. And you know what..🤔

When i get engaged I want to be completely surprised. I mean not one clue. Don’t ask me nothing. Don’t tell me go do my nails. Don’t be sus. I want to be jaw dropped surprised

I’m manifesting a job with the hours of 10am-3pm, M-Th, and my salary is 100k

To sum it up : He shows up to EVERYTHING I’m involved in and ONLY records me. Zooms in so much that barely no one else is visible. Ask him why- because I only came for you

We need justice for Brother Brandon Calloway! He's a member of Alpha Phi Alpha and was working as a DoorDash driver, but was brutally beaten by Oakland Police Dept. over “allegedly” failing to stop at a stop sign It just never ends smh #justiceforbrandoncalloway

when we are we going to stop acting like chanel fragrances smell good?

#PValley #PValleyStarz *Me leaving a voicemail to Keyshawn’s stepmother phone*

Using hashtags to find services in your area is pointless at this point.

me hitting “notify anyway” when their do not disturb is on

I’m leaving my “spend a check and get it right back” attitude in 2022 😭😭😭😭😭

I didn’t read not one thing on that student loan app, I just filled it right out. Now I see how rappers feel when they signing they first deal

Fine I’ll admit it. I still don’t know if I’m supposed to use hot air or cold air when trying to defrost the front windshield

Nah sis got me dying cuz I’ve been thinking this for years! WHY DO THEY PACKAGE BACON LIKE THIS? 😂😂😂😂😂

i’m not gonna lie we gotta find a way to put EZPASS out of business.

My job need to understand I’m young and turnt so when I say I need to b off it need to b that

may her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

Date someone you’re physically attracted to cause they will annoy you at some point, & when they annoy you, at least you will be looking at someone who is fine. Someone who is not fine to you will just make you even ANGRIER

Baaaaaby, if this ain’t a SEEEEERIOUS matter idk what is?!