And he didn't even give her his FIFA prize in return! What a piece of work (shit) he is

A small penis is a truly terrifying thing

“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women.”

Victoria Beckham asked to join trump's board of peace

Myshka is 4 months old and her expression is pure WTAF 🙀

NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!

I think he's spelled 'Bored' wrong

Rick Wilson

imagine being told in 2006 that, 20 years from then, not only would Pete Doherty be alive, he'd also be endorsing ice baths

Having a teenage daughter is listening to someone that drinks this shit talk to authoritatively with their friends about relationships ... 🤦‍♀️

First. Sit at full capacity. Open closed courtrooms. The argument ‘there aren’t enough judges or lawyers’ really doesn’t lend itself to supporting a Crown Court Bench Division either. Open the physical space. Without it, prospects of success are 0%.

Surely it’s only a matter of time before Mandelson and Prince Andrew start a podcast together

Could all UK political journalists and pundits please have a day off?

My kitten watches the Winter Olympics with the same level of joy as a knee surgeon

What a time to be alive

Palm beach's loss is Greenwich's gain

This is what I love about modern politicians. Statesmanlike, dignified, a wonderfully eloquent command of the English language & a refreshing change from the usual establishment elite. Lowe isn’t a multi millionaire, didn’t go to private school or work in the city as a banker

Russian blue that we should have called the GRU

Number 4 in an occasional series I like to call “Things that will probably end badly…” 😬

Forever looking like a divorced chap who left his mondeo on the beach when the tide came in