Fellas, I don’t want to create a stampede, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is now available.

Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.

Someone pointed out to me that in episode 100 of My Little Pony (“Slice of Life”) there are three background ponies that look like The Dude, Walter & Donnie. Later in the episode only The Dude & Walter reappear, but Walter is now holding a red coffee can.

“Columbus initiated a new world genocide of Indigenous people. He murdered. He mutilated. He took slaves. And we honor him with Columbus Day? Are we that backwards?” — Coach Pop spitting 🔥

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This is magical. 🪄 Angela Lansbury and Jerry Orbach recording Beauty and the Beast. 🎥 vimeo.com/user46664171

Tulsi Gabbard announcing she’s leaving the Democratic Party is sort of like someone you’ve already broken up with saying “that’s it, we’re through.”

I had no idea Jerry Orbach played this character. Amazing!!!!!

Mother's Against Greg Abbott are AWESOME!

This is pretty good!

Herschel Walker just claimed he wrote all the Police Academy movies.

WTF

I have been saying this.

Wow. Handmaid's Tale is here already in some states.

Ha

Yup!

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I started shooting my new show "Conan O'Brien Must Go" and I can't wait to finish it after the writers' strike. Here's a sneak peek: