Everyone thinks they’re an expert. Here’s hack Matthew Norman of the Daily Mirror’s take on 25th February 2003. He was urging Fergie to quit because Wenger had him Sussed. Fergie went on to land the title that season, and though Wenger’s ‘invincibles’ would win the title the

Absolutely heartbroken to be missing Thomas Bangalter in London tonight ☹️

Some wig that

Can’t decide if this is iconic or absolutely stupid

Oh no.

Loads of them still have full night shifts on too. Don’t understand why they wouldn’t stay open.

My girlfriend just suggested making chocolate mashed potato and I can’t decide if it’s the best or worst idea anyone has ever had

Just a guess, but I think it might have driven there

Bruno is a joke. Really hope he smashes that assist record

The UK government has announced that it will not proceed with plans to give AI models access to copyrighted material following widespread backlash from the music industry mixmag.net/read/uk-govern…

There are 49million Kangaroos in Australia and 575,000 people in Malta which means if the Kangaroos were to invade Malta, each person will have to fight 85 Kangaroos.

UK number 1 when I was born. Quite happy with that.

You will live on the AI slop farm. You’ll have 10,000 acres and your front door will lead directly to a small 8x8 foot swamp. Three horses will drink from the water, with decapitated jockeys on their backs. One of your horses will be the longest horse in the world. Your fences

At 17, I didn’t really know who ACR were, but now I do and I’m big into their music, it makes it all the more surreal that me and my classmates got a bollocking off Martin for smoking weed in the car park opposite college.

SNL UK off to a great start. Enjoyed that a lot

Doesn’t matter what the music sounds like, nowadays if you have a weird enough band name you’ll get played on 6 music

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days

International break: Day 3

a dj at this party just blended turn down for what with dancing queen, idk mannn

Aw man, couldn’t imagine bumping into Nile Rodgers in town. What a legend: