Tell me I'm exhausting one more time. Please.

Just came out of a single person bathroom at a store. An old man pushed past me to get in and muttered "it's the men's!" I hollered over my shoulder "if it's the men's why is the a garbage for tampons?"

I want to love you like this life were a Wes Andersen movie.

Me: well, it all started when I heard a loud bang, so I went to investigate.... Friend: Woah, that's pretty brave of you! Me: nah, I was just looking for a good time 😏

Being a fan of The Witcher is like constant law of surprise except it's so so much more worse in every way imaginable

@pipercjbooks

Uhmm well, I made a meme #HenryCavill #WitcherNetflix

You ain't seen shit till you've witnessed a Pisces compartmentalize and disassociate #piscesproblems

THIS: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022 ‧ Comedy/Adventure ‧ 1h 37m Don't @ me.

1:47 into the first episode of Wednesday and I'm hooked, to be fair (to be fair! TO BE FAIR. To be faaaiiirr....), I was hooked ten seconds in. Late as usual 💁🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

When your kid hollers from the other room "did Wednesday just beat up a boy?" And you get to smirk and respond "nah, she beat up THREE." And they answer back "nice." I'ma call that a parenting win....

Okay but Aubrey Plaza needs to be the elder Wednesday - that is all.

When you're supremely sad and every little inconvenience makes it so much worse....

Exhausted with "tell me how I can help you", PAY ATTENTION, PICK UP THE SLACK, STOP ASKING; it's called - figuring it out and adapting to do better.

Saw a Tesla with "LOLZGAS" on the plate; reminded me of years ago when my autocorrect changed 'Prius' to "proud". Same energy. #bothlegit

Just watched Black Adam. It *quickly* reaffirmed why I'm a Marvel human and not DC. Aside from the Keaton, Pfeiffer, Devito era. Also, Cavill in the end credits was easily the best part.

Is #mansplainingmonday a thing? Based off of last Monday and today I feel like moving forward it is 🙄

Fantasy fans - as much that ACOTAR is Beauty and the Beast, so far, Throne of Glass is Ever After..

If the #ACOTAR tv series isn't muppets with bebba voicing Cassian, I don't want it.

Watching Andor, makes me realize I'd rather read it.