*feels the slightest breeze of cold air*

Me the second the clock strikes midnight on September 1st: 🎃

Holy hell…I’m so far behind on watching movies and I just finished IMMACULATE. I can’t feel my face, it’s been stuck in the same position for at least 30 mins. 😨😳

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Jon Stewart unpacks the presidential debate — now with 50% less old man

JEY WINS! JEY WINS! JEY WINS!

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

So, do we start selling off our goods now? Should I put everything in my husbands name? Looking for end of the world basics. Thnx

Hmmm…seems relevant now

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

Damn.

Moved on over! bsky.app/profile/jsafav…

👏Demi Moore👏 Congratulations on winning the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy for The Substance!

WELCOME TO THE NETFLIX ERA Triple H WWE #WWEonNetflix

BEST JEY USO ENTRANCE EVER. #RawOnNetflix