Your English teacher's favorite book and your gym teacher's favorite book are getting married 🧨

Yes we already updated their bios to 'engaged.'

🚨 BREAKING: Merriam-Webster is reportedly trading all present-tense verbs to the Packers per Adam Schefter

We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.

Wishing everyone a very "Noon-Rest-by-Van-Gogh" day off today.

Kawhi Leonard? The environmental philanthropist?

Braden Montgomery (Braden Montgomery) is fresh off a 14-game hitting streak and White Sox Minor League Hitter of the Month honors. This is probably why ⬇️ Connor McKnight | Road to the Rate

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Billionaires have taken over Texas and taken over America — but together, we can take power back for working people. Join this movement: jamestalarico.com

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Laughter that comes from tickling is called gargalesis, and aside from primates, the only animal known to experience it is the rat. You’re laughing. You’re a rat getting tickled and you’re laughing.

I'm so weary of this cavalier use of the phrase "the left." No Democratic Party politicians "glorify death." No center-left pundits, no one who writes for The Atlantic or The New Yorker, no CNN host "glorify death." So who are you talking about? Name names.

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

Some phrases are so well-known, you don't need to say the whole thing to be understood. E.g., you can say "birds of a feather" without saying "flock together." -“When life hands you lemons…” -“Great minds…” -“When in Rome…” Such partial phrases are called 'anapodotons.'

Our bad.

“I'm down for it" means "I'm up for it.” Sure, why not.

ANDOR writer Dan Gilroy has released a statement critiquing the Trump administration and commenting on the parallels between the show and Disney’s suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. “As one of the writers on the Disney+ drama Andor, we spent six years thinking about a fascist takeover

Was it that they are higher in potassium than bananas?

Give us a word, you’re the dictionary man. Give us a word tonight.

A breakdown of the link between the use of acetaminophen and Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)