"Jesus appears to have a God complex" is an amazing sentence

Black twitter is a portal to another dimension

Here’s an uncomfortable truth about the Epstein accusations: We only find them morally reprehensible because of Christianity. Before the spread of Christianity, “civilized” Greek and Roman elites openly flaunted underage s*x slaves. This was normal. Emperor Hadrian built an

Fr Josiah Trenham on the vanity epidemic among males.

Just received payment for this sale lol

When you ask your wife what restaurant she wants to go to for Valentine’s Day:

Husbands when their wife reminds them it’s Valentine’s Day

Mid to late 50 year old man was in line in front of me at the dry cleaners with a shirt that said "Everybody wants to be a Gangster until its time to do Gangster Shit" Incredible stuff

Time for a Twitter Lenten fast Dominus vobiscum plebs

Watched this with my 7yo son. Movie holds tf up

No you don’t get it when Trump says “a whole civilization will die tonight” he is being hyperbolic and posturing unlike when Iran says “death to America” which is actually a very serious threat and should definitely serve as the basis for an invasion

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

Stewardesses don't bust ur balls to put your phone in airplane mode anymore. Lesson in there.

Hero and patriot

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I've been one, now im the other lol