Can you tell my husband is a dad by his dance moves? …if you can’t you must dance even worse- I love him but Jesus…the moves. I think he’s been having dance offs with our eldest two too much and taking their moves. 😂

Do you love or hate rollercoasters? — No. curiouscat.me/JRxmscy/post/1…

I’m looking back…. I wish I had of been Lizzie’s bio daddy.

Took the day off to be with my lovely lady.

Just remembering every ailment I’ve had to go through and the fact I still get the damn flu.

Congrats essy!!!

Singy Emo Undead Dad You know, five years I quickly fell head over absolute fucking heels for a vampire I was supposed to throw a singles party with. We moved fast, especially after reuniting, and I regret none of it. I don’t think I ever could’ve expected us to be where we are now. But, I’m

so damn happy to be your wife and mother of your children. I love you so damn much, babe. And I’m so proud to have you as my husband. I couldn’t have chosen anyone better suited, at least I don’t think so.

my wife says things better than me so ditto

this is why I dislike the constants in the clones… I’m nursing one too.

why do I get the feeling it’s something wild

I’m looking forward to the flight home.

Happy Easter all

📸 : __ INSTAGRAM POST __ ↳ mattwebb_ofmt ( posted ) someone needs a haircut, again.

ok this is false information I do not evaporate

We’ve welcomed our tiny Geminis!! ♥️ more updates to come including their names