The only reason I haven’t had a breakdown is bc my dnd character doesn’t also have to quarantine.

My dad just asked me “You know what today is” and when I responded 420 he said “Shoulda been the day you were born” lmao

Lmao my mom just asked if it’s legal to open up a fight club in her empty garage.

All Philadelphia 76ers merchandise is 50% off!! Promo code: SWEPT

It’s Jojo’s stage 🏀 50 pts 🤑

Pole dancing should be in the olympics

Hey Joel Embiid I was wondering if you’d buy me a pair of your sneakers

Spring is tite bc the weather always be 69°

Act like you been out of the house before

The real lyrics of Blue (da ba Dee) is one of life’s great mysteries.

The Philly accent is a Romance language

Today is good day. First new crooks and Nannie’s song in 6+ years. Signing w the legends at Grand Jury . Life too good!

Bro you have some radicchio on your hand

I wonder if the Philadelphia 76ers waited until the Matisse show came down at the PMA to trade Matisse Thybulle

3 am…. What an amazing time of day…. Someone should write a song about that

My dad played trumpet on this song called 3 am. His name is John! When I was a kid we would listen to basic jazz chord progression cds and he taught me about improvising. Shoutout to John rafter pastemagazine.com/music/crooks-n…

New stuff happening very soon… next week in fact…..

Just learned who Gypsy Rose is. Wow, you always gotta be watching the Grammys

Mayor Cherelle L. Parker This may be the worst decision of this Mayor Cherelle L. Parker in her short time in office. Mayor Parker just assured herself re-election for another term only 1 year into her first term by taking care of the unions with the arena. She is supposed to take care of the people of Philadelphia,

No matter how many times I’ve tried to be a troll doll I’m still a troll under a bridge