Tell him to run outside. Get muddy. Get curious. Take things apart. Build something that barely works, then make it better. Stir up just enough trouble to earn a few good stories. Read great books. Ask big questions. Forget college and the stressful admissions rat race. We’ll be

Thats ok I’ve been reliably informed by Trusted Sources that being hit by a truck isn’t a big deal and the real problem is getting mad about it

I bet after blasting him in the ear with a megaphone and generally being horrible annoying dickheads, then losing a 4 on 1 fight, they'll cry about how they're the real victims of unprovoked brutality.

🚨 HOLY CRAP. This actually just happened on Capitol Hill. SEN. JOSH HAWLEY: "Can men get pregnant?" LIBERAL DR. VERMA: "I'm not sure what the goal of the question is." HAWLEY: "The goal is to establish a biological reality. Can men get pregnant?" VERMA: "I take care of

75% of Americans support releasing the Epstein files, even if it implicates their own party, per PBS poll.

It's a start. Now let's end all aid to the rest of the planet. We aren't a giant ATM machine.

If Bill Gates is willing to sneak drugs into his wife imagine what he’s willing to sneak into vaccines for strangers. Sicko.

Trump cheated in 2016. Trump tried to cheat in 2020 and got caught. Trump cheated again in 2024. Please pass nationwide voter ID laws so we can stop Trump and his cohorts from cheating again in 2028 and save democracy!

This is somehow exactly how I’d expect an ice protester to remove a sticker from her car.

Any thought for the murdered schoolchildren?

Mollie Tibbetts was abducted while jogging and then savagely raped and stabbed to death by an illegal alien who hid her mangled and violated body in a cornfield. Mollie Tibbetts is the reason I 100% support ICE.

"If passing a law to expose child sex trafficking is grandstanding, then I’m a grandstander and you should be too." - Thomas Massie

If Donald Trump sacrifices one American life fighting in a war with Iran for Israel he should be impeached and removed from office.

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?” AMB. HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.” TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.” AMB. HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.” TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

We shouldn’t allow ourselves to be dragged into bullshit Middle Eastern wars That said, never root against your own people once the lead is flying

The only correct position. I’m not pro war. I don’t want boots on the ground. I don’t want American casualties. But if we have war then glass that shithole and plant an American flag in the craters.

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.

I don’t want to tattle but my college basketball expert Rico Bo$co told me the grass isn’t always greener on the other side in regards to Iowa firing Fran McCaffery. Said it was the wrong move. It took 1 year for them to go further than their entire 17 year run with Fran.

I have the fucking best brothers. Couldn’t ask for anything better!❤️

We could get rid of income taxes on everyone if you people would stop pissing away our money.