Sunday’s are for praising Jesus and cheering for Dallas Cowboys. I will most definitely be leading worship in my jersey at church tomorrow 💙🙌🏽🏈

Aurora who worked at the front in the Caf at EMU.

Whenever Ian asks how he can be better at showing empathy, I always give examples of how our dog treats me😂❤️ just snuggle me and don’t talk back😂

The amount of COD lingo I know from watching my husband play... “Got any plates?” “Downed’em” “Man dude!” “Team wiped” “Dude these dudes.... DUDE!” “He’s got a friggin Mac-10” “BrRoOOooOo c’mon!” “Do you have ghost?” “I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die”

Carpets shampooed Sheets washed Floors mopped Plants watered Who is she?!

I feel bad for elephants. Being pregnant for almost 2 years makes me want to curl up on the floor and cry.

When your husband comes home from work and asks you how your day was but he didn’t take the time to watch the funny tiktoks you sent him all day.

My cousin just made a FULL BLOWN POWERPOINT with a TED Talk on why he should get a dog. He brought it into the living room to present to the family. I’m done. Just give him the dog already. 😂

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THIS IS HIS MOMENT! Retweet to congratulate Michael McDowell on winning The Great American Race! #DAYTONA500

First NASCAR Cup Series win in the #DAYTONA500? Yeah, that's pretty special for Michael McDowell!

Ian talking to his buddies on #CallofDuty last night “Yeah my wife’s probably gonna have the baby a week or two early. She’s getting pretty big.” Oof I felt that

Had my first exposure to online school today helping my nephew with algebra and all I have to say is it’s a no for me. #morepowertoteachers #evenmorepowertoparents

*me packing some makeup in my hospital bag* my momma- “omg Jess are you serious?” Me *and I can’t forget my contour and highlight palette* “I’m just tryna glow while I’m in pain momma”

CONGRATS Dak Prescott !!!!! #EarnedIt

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

Ian won’t tell me how to sign certain things because he knows I’ll use it to be sassy with him whenever I want but his mom showed me how to sign “whatever” and “don’t care” and I cannot wait to let the silent sass rage on

My momma always offers to pick stuff up at the grocery store for us and her famous words when she leaves are always “text me if you think of something else you need” and I KNOW I’m gonna get that parking lot text every time that says “just now seeing this! Just left.” 😂

When people say they don’t like The Office I really don’t understand it. Like it’s not funny to you or just not your thing?

Ian “Why don’t you lay down and get some rest. I’ll take him for a bit” Me *crawls into bed but doesn’t sleep because all I can do is stare at my boys and think about how blessed I am*