Walking in the go-ahead run after that Lindor play is the p*rn buffering

FIRE ME THE FUCK UP LINDOR

You are making me listen to ADAM WAINWRIGHT CALL A METS GAME??? In my OWN HOME???????

It was for the *RED* (Taylor’s Version) album bestie what do you mean 😭😭

I am being mansplained a fact I literally made up

Brett Baty literally founded the city of Tampa not many people know this

Did Steve Gelbs get tenure or something????? Absolutely loving his chaotic era

Uncle Johnny from Elvis Duran & The Morning Show died and I am DISTRAUGHT

Tired: Michael Jordan Flu Game
Wired: Francisco Lindor Flu Game

These are the images from the MLB memo that Carlos Mendoza was referencing, next to how Miguel Amaya was standing at the plate

(via @MartinoNYC)

Pete talking to these reporters straight out of the David Wright School of Postgame Interviews (complimentary)

Thoughts and prayers with the adults chaperoning the entire little league team Harrison Bader brought out to watch that game having to explain what just happened to 4,000 eight-year-olds coked up on cotton candy

May 1st as a Mets fan

Lindor/McNeil cannot stand within 20 feet of second without getting called sooooooooooooooooooo

Kill them with fire

GKR giggling at their own dick jokes forever

Tonight’s game is delayed due to dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you behind home plate

If the Mets have another excruciatingly painful loss in these jerseys they are dead to me

Is 10:36 PM on a Tuesday a safe time to inconspicuously change my pfp for the first time in five and a half years #NewProfilePic

Playoff fucking atmosphere at the hot dog stand Steve Gelbs is reporting on the sheer number of hot dogs ordered for this game rn