people forget that the real classic processed foods were designed by the military to fuel dudes marching in heavy kit on the cheap. your wonderbread PB&J sandwich will get you wherever the fuck you gotta be, guaranteed. artisanal sadloaf with fancy cold cuts will not

Happy 4th of July

the only 7/4 i celebrate is “Shoreline” by the Canadian indie rock supergroup Broken Social Scene off their 2005 self-titled album.

why are kettlebell people like that

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" should actually make you want to consume less, not use it as an excuse to do whatever you like and contribute to as much exploitation as possible.

i cannot yell loud enough that all arguments citing the downsides of farming plants fail to acknowledge that farming animals involves WAY MORE FARMING OF PLANTS

hating on the mega dragonite design is to admit you are bereft of whimsy

me eating cereal

i can think of a context in which i would enjoy almost every song you guys have called the worst. struggling to think of a song so bad that i wouldn’t still cut up the dance floor to it surrounded by loved ones. sorry for party rocking

50 books to read to your baby so they can become an oil & gas accountant

Yea bro I got 120 sets left sorry

Btw school’s back in session so to anyone in Denton: make sure you look both ways when turning onto a one way street

only a fake joseph wouldn't like baseball

what happened this year romantically can never happen again

idk how to flirt i done called her a positive motivating force in my life

to do list today: - pine - yearn - desire - ruminate - grocery shopping - psychoanalyze myself - laundry

you can change you can change you can change you can change you can change you can change you can change you can change you can change baby, you can change and still choose me

imagine hitting the McCartney and simply having a wonderful Christmas time

cameron winter thinks hes mj lenderman mj lenderman thinks hes neil young neil young thinks hes the ocean