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Wordsmith of Filth

@jpcrafty

I'm a rubbish photography graduate, a fundraiser, FFC supporter, gin drinker, cheese eater & most importantly aunty & sister. I don't apologise for my swearing

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calendar_today03-03-2011 19:29:56

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I get so gutted we don't get an episode until Monday ffs. I'm looking forward to see what hideous outfits wardrobe force them into #mafsuk

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As a Holocaust Survivor, Israel’s genocide in Gaza is not done in my name. I see echoes of the Holocaust in Gaza today: Dehumanisation, humiliation, large-scale killings, destruction of families and the determination in which they are destroying the whole of Gaza is very

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Why do people insist on spraying weedkiller when the weeds could just be yanked out by hand? Got a stressed cat I'm keeping indoors as the neighbour doesn't know if his is pet safe 🙄 I suspect not as she got ill about this time last year £2.5k later (still paying it off)

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Looks like I'm back to the cat losing live mice behind random bits of furniture season. I can't even be arsed after 20 mins of searching. Whether dead or alive it's staying there til morning

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God day time tv is shit. I'm sat in a hospital waiting room with This Morning on talking about "bargains" in the supermarket which are not bargains at all. Loose women coming up.... vacuous shite.

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A total polar opposite day so far. This morning I was being all practical buying and replacing a rear brake light bulb. I'm now at a Greek fest event which seems like a giant mamma mia hen do. I'm only here for the food-should have bought ear plugs!

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Gutted Blue Islands have ceased trading. I'm supposed to be taking my mum to Guernsey next year to thank her for looking after me through all my cancer treatment. They were the only ones flying from Newcastle Loganair please take over the route 🤞

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If people ever ask why you don't date..... I've literally just been walking up the street when some random overgrown teenagers make pig noises behind my back. You little cunts haven't got a clue what I've been through & how much I'm having to come to terms my new life and body 🤬

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So glad to see I'm not alone going through the emotional ringer of that episode. Farewell Sister Monica Joan-that Teddy bear 😭 It's the end of an era #callthemidwife