Back porch. Coffee. College Gameday. We made it.

When I saw the popped collar, I knew it was about to go down.

I wanted to watch the OU-Michigan game tonight, but just scrolled past Road House … Looks like Dalton wins.

My son just ate his first pumpkin spice cookie of the season and proclaimed that it tasted like the candle aisle at the grocery store smells … Fall is here.

Directions to every youth soccer tournament: Take Interstate to Exit 20, left at Old Barn Road, enter at County Playfields. Drive to very back the lot, enter cave, locate a 2,000 year old owl in wizard cape, owl will ask you riddle. Answer riddle correctly, free parking in cave.

Some great news from my favorite author … Read more books, y’all. You’ll have to wait a bit for this one, but you can start with her first: harpercollins.com/products/the-t…

I’m so proud of this novel and grateful to Harper Books for hopping in again with me, my dear editor, Sarah Stein, for being my partner in this adventure, and forever love to Sarah Bowlin and @aevitas_creative for being my navigators and friends! Here we go!

"Thanks for the kidney, but I've got a business to run, man ... " (h/t to History Photographed)

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I accidentally ate blue cheese dressing on a steak salad at lunch today and now food will never taste good to me again.

Had a dream last night that I pitched the idea for a Savannah Bananas-like team for pro soccer, called the Hungry Hippos. They opened their season vs. Chelsea, as one does. Have some workshopping to do, but I think this might have wings. (Don’t steal my idea.)

“Moving like a black Grand National … smooth.” 😂 Nice shoutout to a Buick model made for one year. That was for us ‘80s kids.

We need to get men off their phones and get them back to searching for peppermint and wrestling bumbles over the edge of cliffs.

Every era has led to this. #GigEm | #BTHOmiami

Lennox Lewis looks like he’s about to mentor an orphaned child at chess in an Academy Award-winning movie …

IF THIS DOESN'T GET YOUR HEART RATE GOING YOU MIGHT NEED TO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR

Who is this Temu @CoachJayArnold? True fans know there’s only one Duke’s king …

Working on a new research project I have been looking forward to for a while. Here are all of the ways I am incorporating AI into my writing process: (1) I am not (2) incorporating it (3) AT ALL

What if I don't feel like fueling the sales funnel or maximizing KPIs?

oh Lord, into your hands i relinquish this circus and these monkeys