i hate instant connections cause we’re gonna be toxic aren’t we

Come on! Am buying her something like a Jetour or a Kia Those are mine alone

DUDE!!!! 🤣

Null She let's you hit without a condom on, first you think that's cool, then you wonder how many other niggas hit it w/o one.

When you go to your friend's work place and they all calling him "Sir" :

I quit my job so I can have enough time to read this book btw

Women think just because they cry a lot, they’re emotionally intelligent. 😭

whk potholes won’t catch me off guard anymore cause most people are using Waze

Make it a priority to own a car next year!!

For real 😂

waking up for work at 6am because I was playing call of duty instead of buying bitcoin 10 years ago

How do you tell sex of an ant? Drop the ant in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

Babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader. 😂😭

kids are now pausing their street football so that i could pass

When my Daughter ask me why her name is Brunita Fernandez

When she texts “You have lost the most important thing in your life” So I check whether Bruno Fernandes got injured.

A new era continues 😍 As the second model of the Neue Klasse, the new BMW i3 with its advanced technology and design marks a giant leap forward. #NeueKlasse #BMWi3

A Chemical Engineering degree has become an Investec career now... Why don't you guys want to put on your coats after graduation and do chemical stuff? Budweiser is a horrible tasting beer, please make improvements on that and chill on hogging finance roles