John Akey (he/him) (@jpakey99) 's Twitter Profile
John Akey (he/him)

@jpakey99

Come for the bad sports takes, stay for the good urbanism takes.

RIT, First Robotics and Vex Robotics alumn.

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calendar_today20-04-2016 19:55:26

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John Akey (he/him) (@jpakey99) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yeah, that option has about 0% chance of being picked up. I actually think it's more likely I play for the Pirates next season than that option being picked up.

Connor Williams⚾ (@wins_williams) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Very funny that the most well founded argument against Cutch has been pointing out the obviously weird fit and people are excited about an even more bizarre fit who needs to have an OPS >.770 to avoid being the kind of roster anchor many have pretended 22 has been for 3 years.

John Akey (he/him) (@jpakey99) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If John Fetterman locks in right now, could he savage his chances or winning reelection? With each passing day, the 2028 primary gets closer and closer and he isn't exactly doing much to earn voters trust back. I'm really not sure there is anything he can do to win reelection.

Conor Lamb (@conorlambpa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Guy who wants to look so tough is the least tough of all. Two people murdered, no accountability, and he believes he’s powerless. He believes Trump gets what Trump wants.

John Akey (he/him) (@jpakey99) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've thought about it but I'm ready to absolutely freak out about my team posting a spring training road lineup. Gotta see what nonsense Don Kelly is gonna cook up.