AI image prompt “Astronaut octopus riding a motorcycle in an impressionist style”

Happy labor day

Damn I love stems Any music library that doesn’t have em needs to get their **** together

New booster ain’t no joke. Plan to lay low on day two. Grateful for the 💉

I’ve been disappointed by strawberries too many times

I am so quick to go on a sugar bender after getting my teeth cleaned. Haven’t even left the dentist parking lot and I’m google mapping a fix.

When I “cut the cord” I get to use my instrument of choice, right? Cause if so

There's the internet and then there's the vacuum cleaner subreddit community. And that's where I live.

Hey Dante, Add a level to hell for those who are mean to restaurant workers.

Parents who give you that smirk and a knowing, “Just you wait…” Stop It’s really annoying

Both CA's sports betting measures failed. After lobbies spent almost $600 million. $600 MILLION. Just imagine what that money could have been used for. kcra.com/article/prop-2…

Baby never seen Bluey but I’m already humming the theme and have a favorite episode.

For a very long time, I identified with Calvin. It just hit me today that I am now definitely Calvin's dad.

Applause for TED Radio Hour, Manoush Zomorodi, NPR, and TED Talks, on the Ambie for Best Knowledge, Science or Tech Podcast. #TheAmbies #podcastawards

Its layoff week at NPR, but at least I have a baby to squeeze. Everyone should have a baby and /or fur baby to squeeze.

Any song is a potty practice song with you replace “Party” with “Potty” Potty All The Time It’s My Potty Potty Rock Anthem Potty In The USA etc

Parents of babies know: Quinoa is the glitter of food. (as in, it gets everywhere and continues to appear in skin folds and clothing for days)

I think I’d have a very different idea about what radio could be, what NPR could sound like if I hadn’t heard Wade while riding in my dad’s truck.