Mini high warlock💕 #Shadowhunters #SaveShadowhunters #Magnus

When will Magnus appear at MetGala?🤔

Dr. Vinca, PhD No, this one is just me leaping screaming into the folktale void.

It’s DND night! PALADIN: Let’s die gloriously! MONK: Do we have to? PALADIN: Death is optional. Glory is not.

Go ahead bro, create a program that starts random sentences with “Last RT:” and thinks humans express sympathy with the letter F or “RIP to your Grandma but I’m different.” I wanna see you pour billions into it and watch it land like a Cybertruck.

The same crowd howling SATIRE every time someone says “I unironically want to murder everyone who isn’t like me” couldn’t grasp an OBVIOUS ACTUAL satire & wet themselves til #Barbie made a billion & now a film that uses the word “patriarchy” like 20 times “isn’t even woke bro”

I just found out Christopher Lloyd was 47 when Back to the Future came out, 46 when it was filmed, and I gotta be honest I was not emotionally ready to face that I’m only three years younger than noted cryptkeeper DOC FUCKING BROWN tonight okay

Almost-5-year-old is reading a book about space out loud to me. I interrupt to share a cool space fact because that, you know, entirely my space…jam. “MAMA! MAMA BE QUIET! MAMA YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET YOU’RE ANNOYING THE STORY!!!”

Catherynne M. Valente "You're annoying the story!" His way of viewing the world is a DELIGHT.

Yeah, so… This is happening. In a few days. Half Maine Coon who stole all the MC genes from his siblings. Taking name suggestions. Leaders currently are Mallow, Hamlet, and Kenough

Don’t worry baby, Mama K’s got you. Karlach makeup test! 🔥 these horns are getting replaced with a more accurate pair, but I did figure out how to attach them at least. And the contacts are comfy! Next step: sculpting prosthetics for the scars and infernal engine!

May I formally present Mr. Calcifer Kenough Valente, aged 11 weeks. His interests are: me, being on top of me at all times, riding on my shoulder, sleeping across my neck like a shawl, apparating himself INSIDE a wall (still can’t figure out how) fighting objects & snuggling.

Just wanted to let everyone know that #Hugo voting ends on Saturday the 30th, and if you wanted to consider The Difference Between Love and Time and Osmo Unknown (for the Lodestar) that would be amazing.

I got B a rock tumbler for their 5th birthday. I explained what is was, how it would turn the dull rocks into shiny jewels Bastian stared at the rocks for a long time. Very intently Then quietly said: “When they’re shiny I’m gonna trade these jewels to a raven for friendship”

So a few months ago the youngs staying with me over the summer & some friends & I ran all over the island in the middle of the night in the rain singing & acting like wild kids & it was amazing & I said something I felt kind of actually mattered The sign I had made arrived today

Why, yes, Mother, that is a full size iPad and I AM suspiciously large for a 14-week old. Also, I HAVE THE MADNESS. MY MIND IS BEES AND SCREAMING AND THEN MORE BEES.

Totoro tells his young son Calcifer HOLD STILL AND LET ME LOVE YOU, YOU ARE DISGUSTING

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