“So full of shit a fly landed on his head.” - Ren

Pumpkin spice melange

Wonder if Sweet James and Call Jacob have beef with each other IRL.

Just a reminder.

As a new parent, I think I’ve become the biggest supporter of Amazon. No qualms about selling my soul off to the devil if I can get the bebe goods in 24hrs. 💀⚰️

Not sure if it’s the sleep deprivation talking, but 2019 feels like at least three lifetimes ago.

Does Enter Sandman count as a lullaby?

Went from “fuck all your kid pics” to “fuck, that’s a cute ass kid.”

My mom, mid-60s, looked at my newborn napping on me and said, “I just want to be held while I sleep,” and I thought that was the sweetest, most heartbreakingly true thing I’ve heard in awhile.

Had a dream that I was getting dressed to go to an industrial club on a cruise ship. Full on trying to decide which patent leather or latex collar to wear and all.

People who write “piece of mind.” 🥸

Chinese homonyms are wild. My mom’s been calling the baby “蠶寶寶” (silkworm), but I misinterpreted it as “香包包” (perfumed gift), and when I tried to say it through text back to her, it typed out “傷寶寶,” which means “hurt the baby...”

People out here minting NFTs and I just referred to myself as a webmaster.

All my wisdom has gone to discord.

Swedes... awesome designers, awful pizza makers.

I had a dream that I was tweeting to Benji. @samgavinLA

A summary of my nights the last month: 👶🏻😴🕗😳🕚😭🕝😭🕠🤪🕣🧟‍♀️

A touchscreen only interface in a car is a design nightmare, fight me.

I’m starting to reboot and come back to life (post-baby, but also post-pandemic). Somehow this update has come with even more anxiety features. 😵‍💫

What happened to the font?