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j🍞yce su

@joycesu

i am the man, disguised as an artist.

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As a new parent, I think I’ve become the biggest supporter of Amazon. No qualms about selling my soul off to the devil if I can get the bebe goods in 24hrs. 💀⚰️

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My mom, mid-60s, looked at my newborn napping on me and said, “I just want to be held while I sleep,” and I thought that was the sweetest, most heartbreakingly true thing I’ve heard in awhile.

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Had a dream that I was getting dressed to go to an industrial club on a cruise ship. Full on trying to decide which patent leather or latex collar to wear and all.

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Chinese homonyms are wild. My mom’s been calling the baby “蠶寶寶” (silkworm), but I misinterpreted it as “香包包” (perfumed gift), and when I tried to say it through text back to her, it typed out “傷寶寶,” which means “hurt the baby...”

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I’m starting to reboot and come back to life (post-baby, but also post-pandemic). Somehow this update has come with even more anxiety features. 😵‍💫