Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

Just the 5 cruise ships 🚢 in Weymouth Bay now - RMS Queen Mary 2 P&O Aurora P&O Arcadia P&O Ventura P&O Oceana - just arrived. #freeparking @PaulCliftonBBC cunardline P&O Cruises

That the latest "decision" is that you can have your cleaner or your nanny visit your house, but not your parents, is so parodically the call of posh men who were sent away to boarding school, it's actually made me hysterical.

I’ve landed in Hong Kong after flying from Paris CDG, via London Heathrow. I now have to wait ~8 hours before I get my #COVID19 test results and thus have ample time to tweet about my experience.

Here's our front page story today: Oxford hospital worker's PPE fears before coronavirus death oxfordmail.co.uk/news/18462979.…

This is a true two footed tackle from @SteveBakerHW on Sophy Ridge and it's great to see

Journalists everywhere are being attacked or abused, not least by the US President This is your regular reminder that most journalists are decent, public-spirited people, neither rich nor famous, who just want the truth. If you want to do without them, try living in North Korea

He... thanked himself in his own tweet?!?

lest we forget this golden moment

Shocking events in Reading tonight. Thoughts with everyone involved

⚫ READING’S DARKEST DAY ⚫ Preview of tomorrow’s special Reading Chronicle wrap-around front and back page. 💙 Our hearts go out to the family and friends of Saturday’s victims 💙 #rdguk #Reading #ForburyGardens #ForburyThree

Absolutely beautiful

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WE HAVE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE FINISHED WHAT WE STARTED!!!!!!!! BACK TO BACK!!!!!!! #UpTheTerras #FinishWhatWeStarted

This is a very niche joke, but this reminds me so much of Lyme Regis town council meetings circa 2013-2014

I find the comments about 'the media' being to blame for the panic buying of fuel shocking and frightening, in equal measure.

OMG can't believe the news about Shane Warne one of my cricketing heroes. Watched his documentary on Amazon the other. RIP

This is sensational from England. I'm still primed for a middle order collapse but Hales and Buttler, take a bow