May 20 2020 Number 10 party. Damn, I missed it. I was in a coma. Just my luck.

Let me put this politely: it is not *entirely clear* why the Prime Minister needs to wait for Sue Gray's report to find out if he went to a party in his own garden

Tories aren’t working.

Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.

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My manager gets in the beers and three points.

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The 97 will always be in the hearts of everyone at Liverpool Football Club ❤

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I have this morning ended my lifelong support of Raith Rovers Football Club over their signing of the rapist David Goodwillie. I have cancelled next season’s shirt sponsorship over this disgusting and despicable move. This shatters any claim to be a community or family club. 1/2

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A big few months starts tonight. Flags, banners, scarves, noise. We’re The Mighty Liverpool.

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Heads in bits but I got there in the end... #UCLIMMORTALS

Last week Prince Williams' dad literally sat on a golden chair next to his grand mother's jewel encrusted hat and told the people of this country who can't afford their gas bills that there's no help coming. Booing him and a song about his Nan does not make us the bad guys.

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