post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

Eating front is the craziest way ive seen oral sex described where do they say this

I’m so tired of this fucking iPhone keyboard, it’s not even funny. There’s no way it’s just me that has to keep going back to correct things

“Gated community” and the gate is broken every other week

One thing about me, ima get mad and say ok😭 cause you don't even wanna hear wtf I REALLY have to say

the inconsistency at Dunkin needs to be studied

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them.

she fucked the city up with this one

I firmly believe in not answering the phone if I don’t have the capacity or energy to talk. I don’t care who it is.

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

ion got no patience at all, i be wanting sht done soon as i think about it 😂😂

Yet another beautiful day wasted by the shackles of employment

Certifications expiring😅

thats exactly whats gonna happen

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

yall ain’t real BBQ connoisseurs then, the off brand soda take that plate to a 9.5/10

Parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy” Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

Wait a minute sister…. With a banana chopped up mixed in there. Like goateddddd

You have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep your heart pure